This is neat:
Even in fixed seating venues, the staff-reserved seats may not be known when registration starts.
In other words you won't get a front row seat because anyone who has to apply is automatically a 'looser'. Anyway, you need special training to look good in an Armani suit.
Just be careful now Babji. In this brave new world of smartcards & cross-cultural co-operation, you never know whether or not the LRON boys have developed an Apostate Sniffer to go with their Thetan detector, & have rented it out to the protectors of the Inspirational Speaker.
Better you than me.