I loved Prem's man-boobs.  I  loved how he shook them when he danced. And I miss them terribly.  I also miss the midrift flab.  It was so lucious and beautiful -- like Jello. 

What can I say, fat and bad muscle tone just turn me on.  I used to have these incredibe darshan dreams in which Prem Rawat's lotus feet were size 15 and were incredibly fat.  I woke up wet.  Oh, thank you Lord, for coming to me in the way I love best, just for me.

Bohle Shri!