I have a visceral aversion to spirituality and any thing that smacks of Rawatism.

Here's an idea: if you approach Goodwill or Salvation Army and explain your mission, they will probably let you pick out a small box of warm clothing for free.

I do want to warn everyone that the postage is an unknown and could be kinda pricey. Please don't feel obligated if it would be a financial burden, anyone.