The Lord is my Motivational Speaker

I shall not be uninspired 

He maketh me to sit down in Plush Auditoriums

He leadeth me beside His Memorabilia

He restoreth my Smart Card Account

He leadeth me in Paths of Propogation

For His Game's Sake

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Defective Matches

I shall Fear No Deprogramming

For Thy CD's are with me

Thy Videos, Magazines, and Key Plans, they Comfort me

Thou Preparest a Website Before me

In the Presence of  Thine Enemies

Thou Anoinest my Head with Colored Water

My Shut-off Notices Runneth Over

Surely New Jobs and Apartments will Follow me

All the Days of my Life

And I will Dwell in the Darshan of the Lord Forever.

AMEN

Sterling Silver Medallions inscribed with this beautiful prayer on one side and the profile of Prem Rawat on the other are available at the table after the program.  

They are also available in 14K Gold.