Ok, listen up. I'm only going to say this one time.
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Posted by: Guru Maharaji ® 09/13/2004, 19:55:24 Author Profile Edit Alert Moderators

Silly Joe was complaining about the 5 Commandments and having to meditate on each and every breath while using his tongue to collect all that sweet nectar that was flowing from his sinus cavities. And I told Joe that I loved him very much and I would never ask him to do anything that I couldn't do.  I received the most holy of holy Knowledges from my father, Shri Hans, when I was four years old.  I practiced for a two days and became fully realized.  But, did I stop remembering Holy Name just because I was a realized soul?  Nope.  I have remembered every breath and I have tasted every drip of nectar. Practising this Knowledge is not a chore like old Joe was saying.   No, it is a blessing.

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Re: Ok, listen up. I'm only going to say this one time. --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 19:58:10 ) ( 383 bytes ) img +2 And, yes, I love you! --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 19:58:59 ) ( 0 bytes ) img +2 Besides... --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:01:02 ) ( 37 bytes ) img +4 Time for a weight loss program and a face lift dear Guru! --- nemesis ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:07:28 ) ( 69 bytes ) +2 Now, let's not get nasty here. Please remember Holy Name and remember who ga... --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:15:00 ) ( 198 bytes ) img +1 Re: Now, let's not get nasty here. Please remember Holy Name and remember wh... --- nemesis ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:30:44 ) ( 46 bytes ) Come on now! ~ He is still cute... --- Hilltop ( Tue, Sep 14, 2004, 23:35:34 ) ( 243 bytes ) file img COL! (Choking out Loud) (no text) --- Jim ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:12:22 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Jim, please, now is not the time to choke. Just swallow it. It's not poison. --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:17:50 ) ( 51 bytes ) img +1 Priceless.....LOL (no text) --- Joe ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 21:13:22 ) ( 0 bytes ) Maharaji, please, you're scaring the children!!! (no text) --- Joe ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 21:14:30 ) ( 0 bytes ) Cripes, when did Rawat start looking so goofy? --- Joe ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 21:25:07 ) ( 350 bytes ) +1 indeed a very interesting point --- toby ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 22:47:17 ) ( 230 bytes ) Then why do you call me names? --- nemesis ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 20:05:17 ) ( 225 bytes ) +2 Re: Then why do you call me names? --- cq ( Tue, Sep 14, 2004, 16:45:49 ) ( 545 bytes ) I call you names because I can! --- Guru Maharaji ( Tue, Sep 14, 2004, 19:52:13 ) ( 75 bytes ) img Okay, I'll say ask it again... --- Joe ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 21:07:53 ) ( 594 bytes ) +1 I always keep one in my wallet and... --- Guru Maharaji ( Mon, Sep 13, 2004, 21:20:22 ) ( 1488 bytes ) link img +1 What's that smudge on the Commandments, Lord... --- Cynthia ( Tue, Sep 14, 2004, 06:46:45 ) ( 67 bytes ) +1 Yes, I did and what a mess! --- Guru Maharaji ( Tue, Sep 14, 2004, 16:57:16 ) ( 106 bytes )