I show you how expenses are not to be scoffed at, although brown paper envelopes are better.

Want to become Hugh Hefner/Mick Jagger? I show you how to get your pick on a daily basis, and get all the drugs and drink you want.
Not good in bed, socially inadequate, becoming a guru solves this in one foul sweep.

I show you how my dabbling with my mac enabled me to become THE renaissance man of the 21st century: poet, musician, artist, graphic designer, web designer. As with any artist not everyone will recognize your talent. Coming, as I do from the Damien Hirst school of PR, I show you how to turn it to your advantage.

I show you how to get civic awards and social recognition from prestigious individuals who recognize the same greatness they see in themselves. I also show you how to get recognition from prestigious orgs like the UN. This will of course all be meaningless, but I then go on to show you how confidence is the key, and recognition from org's like these can boost your self esteem when you're flagging a bit.

I also show you how being economical with the truth is a real skill if you are going to get away with it for 30 years.

And for those like me who have phobias about cleanliness, germs, insects, etc, I give you the lowdown on how being a guru lets the control freak in you get back at nature, and how when that doesn't work a few pot shots at rabbits can boost your self-worth.

I show you how accountants and lawyers can be your best friends.

But the major key is how to create this aura of all knowingness?

That comes in the second book, with a set of new but timeless truths called 'The Keys', and new techniques that are guaranteed to work for everyone.