And I do keep things as tidy as I can with my special little bunny scoop! Anyway, it's a lot less than the problem that filly you seem to admire must have when making house-calls! 
Anyway speaking of aliases, didn't you effectively adopt a new identity when you joined that other cult? A lot of the 'sanyasins' I know seem to have great difficulty dropping their given cult names - like 'Tanmayo' or 'Bhudden' and going back to Nigel Jones, Susan Small or whatever. Do you think those 'special names' help keep them in the Osho cult longer?
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