I'm going to be setting up The Mahatma Babaluji Foundation (TMBF) and while my team of volunteers has yet to decide how to help (????) we need your donations now.

You see, I set up the foundation and start expensing my little Babaluji Foundation things like legal fees (for when I need to sue any of you loosers), office supplies, software development, webhosting, and production and materials development.  You don't know how much it costs me to create those videos and altered images.  Actually, I'm not kidding.  If I got a dollar or a Euro, even better, for every hour I've spent on spreading my Message Of Peace (MOP) I'd be living in freaking Malibu.

I can't wait to see the legal expenses of TPRF 990 for 2004.  I wonder how much they spent to battle me that year.  I wonder when that report becomes available.

So, I want all of you sinners and slackers to start sending the The Mahatma  Babaluji Foundation money.  I'll skim only 5% and get a lot of tax breaks and then send 95% of your donations to the Red Cross of OxFam.  And I get to start telling everyone about my great humanitarian relief efforts and what a great humanitarian I am.

And while I'm at it I think I'll have myself invited to the public library here in town and I'll speak and start listing all the places that invited me to speak.  Hell, I'll even speak on street corners and the Foundation will find some bum off the street to 'invite' me to do that, too.

Shit, Maharaji is a great teacher.  There is so much to learn from him!!!!!