I can just see you... Anyway, after I peeled off the Red Nighty and split out the window of the Pittsburg Ashram and hitchhiked to San Francisco, I wound up in Lake Tahoe California at a premie house on the beach. One day we all decide to go to Crystal Bay for some naked sun bathing.
There was this one particularly beautiful girl with long blonde hair and uh, well she told me not to make a single remark about "tomatoes" but her coloring was rather striking to say the least. I ended up with a terriffic sunburn on my backside as I spent most of the day belly down on the sand, drilling for oil...