Yeah, this Charlotte Hofton is a woman after my own heart. Check out some of her other articles. Here's an extract from one on the subject of Prince Harry wearing a swastika to a fancy dress party, & is an interview with some local dickhead shopowner.

...At Treading The Boards in Newport, owners Keith and Kathryn Thomas have built up an impressive collection of costumes, with not a swastika in sight. Keith is eager to redress the balance of respectability for Prince Harry. "He could have gone as the Pope," he suggests. Er, up to a point, Keith.
The idea certainly has style but somewhat lacks the necessary grasp of the historical sensitivities between the English sovereign and the holy father. Nor does Keith appear to have a Canadian History section in his collection. Still, he's very good on pimps.
"We've got some lovely pimps' suits," he says. "Look, leopard-skin jacket, giant dark glasses, all the gear." Now, that's a start. Nobody in our liberated society could possibly object to the third-in-line to the throne dressing up as a pimp...