Maharaji is not such a big deal, it's meditation that's the big deal, right?  I think this selling technique was described by David Mankoff and Richard Cooper in the latest Inspire Newsletter.  Er, I think that's right.

Okay, so maybe Maharaji is damaged goods, fucking his brains out on cognac and spending all the premies' money on yachts and Peter Frampton records.  So what?  That doesn't matter.  All that matters is I sometimes feel good when I practice, although I hardly ever practice either.  But it's really great, I just know it is. 

So, it's so great I never practice it and I kiss Prem's feet, even though he isn't so great, and all of this makes complete sense, and I am not in a cult.

Thanks again, Norwood.  We need more premies like you to show people what being a premie is really all about.  Anyone who doesn't see that is in a hate group.