You gotta know that we love your "fresh" perspective.  I know I'm only speaking for myself, really, but I think I'm safe in the previous sentence.  You are really fun to read..... I mean that

BUT.... and this is a big one.... YOU REALLY must realize that satan's tongue will stick to an ice cold pole in hell before the aforementioned (in your post) request is ever honored, right? 

I love ya for asking him to come here, but I don't want you to wrap yourself around an axle while you are waiting for an event that will never happen