Despite the fact that we are such a small, highly disciplined, hate group with a fervent and unrelenting agenda, I haven't a clue how to reach him.  I don't even know if Marshall is his real name (all us hate group members are anonymous you know), so that's a problem.

I know, try to reach him (or her) through the secret, hate group, cell contacts, the ones we use to engage in harassment and hate and other mean things that hate groups do because, well, because they are hate groups.  That's probably the best way.

And don't forget your hate group exercises today -- you know, daily, all hate group members have to wring their hands together, grimace, laugh like a maniac, do something really mean and hateful to a premie and to Prem Rawat, and then get obsessive on the internet while praying to Dr. Ron Geaves to save them from apostacy and a life of souless pain.