My red dress disguise failed me and the WPC has taken me prisoner.  I'm being held at the Vagabond Inn (see link).  Raja Ji is in charge of the interrogation and it's been pretty rough.  Whenever Raja Ji is here I can hear him talking to M on his cell phone.  Apparently, I am a pretty high priority for the obsessive Maharaji.

Apparently, they or He wants me to acknowledge that He never ever said that He was God.  My response is that I am only willing to do that if and only if I can kiss M's feet one last time.

In the room next door I can hear the whooping and screaming of delight by a group of Australian men who are obviously drunk.  And occasionally they are banging on the wall.   It only gets quiet when the prostitutes that Raja Ji is done with goes next door.

I don't know which room I'm in since they brought me here with a sack over my head.  But, I can hear people splashing in the swimming pool.

Please send help.