Me as the straight man and you, Lexy, as the funny one, irreverently poking fun at my lengthy proclamations.  That would have been a revolution in the snake pit.  Could have brought the snakes into the act somewhere too.

Selling Divine Times did take a bit of warming up, I agree.  I'd march forward like a good soldier with terror in my heart into Stoke-on-Trent town centre and start proclaiming that the Lord had come.  There was one edition of Divine Times where Mahatma Ashokanand had written on the front page, an article with the headline:

HOSPITALS KILL

and in the article he had revolutionarily written about how hospitals were responsible for killing people who were searching for the truth.  That edition did take a bit of explaining to the good citizens of Stoke, if I remember.