I'm sure the doctor will be most flattered, but that honour must go to the gentleman formerly known as the Lord of the Universe, Mr Prem Pal Rawat himself. I can't think of a better example of an unlit match, simultaneously masquerading as the eternal flame incarnate.

When I first became an ex, after several unsavoury revelations about his person, I thought Maharaji - seduced by the power, riches and trappings of the west - had lost the plot. Now I think he never had the plot in the first place. So yes, definately an unlit match.

Bunny