A woman is enjoying a game of golf with her girlfriends one afternoon. Suddenly she realises how late it is.

"Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really annoyed if it's not ready on time."

When she gets home, she realises she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food.

In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up in the drive. She greets him at the door, and then watches in horror as he goes into the kitchen and sits down to eat his dinner.

To her surprise, her husband is really enjoying his dinner. "Darling, this the best meal you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day".

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died.

After the funeral, the women were sitting together when one of them gets up the courage to confront the newly-bereaved widow:

"You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

To which the former wife replies: