And now that Jim has honoured you with his offical welcome (a rare thing let me tell you) you will be looked after at all times. No harm will ever befall you when Jim's on your case and you are his 'friend'.

No really, he is totally trustworthy.

As for Paris, it's just like London, if you're a slave to the grind there, of course it's not a gilt edged holiday!

Who's living in cookooland?

Dope is like alcohol - and moderation appears to be the gift of the few.