Because you didn't think too much about what you were saying. I'm not sure excatly what you were saying, part funster part insulter part joker part informant. I dunno.but...
I don' t lead my dear gentleman friend, I get behind him with a steam roller and just slowly inch forward. He has no choice. (hi bro! 
Dope smoking is renowned for bringing out the exact opposite to mean and nasty. I assume you are talking from your own experience?
Don't confuse smart with nasty. You can't see the smile on a face and there are no mean words to you on this page.
Come down off drugs? Lex, one doesn't educate onself in mature and healthy drug use for decades only to suffer such absurd things as come downs! What's the point of going somewhere you have to come down from? What are we, 18 again?
Time to grow up and live sensibly, hell I rarely even get hangovers after parties these days! It wastes too much time the next day trying to recover.
I am not going to Paris for sex. I'm going to Paris for Paris.
It's whatever you want it to be.
