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Just for fun, the other day I re-watched the video of Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh you posted 28 August and truly started liking it. I mean damn!!!! The link and lyrics are below.
Two days ago I was taking a shower and suddenly started singing “You are The Love Charger, You are The Love Charger, I am so Lucky Because You are my Love Chargererererah.” You know, doing that Indian voice tremolo at the end. What a rush. I was using a bar of soap that we got from a motel this summer on vacation and the bar was small and made my biceps look huge!!!! For a brief moment, I was The Love Charger! I’m doing it again next week after a 5-Hour Energy drink.
So I guess I should thank you for this roark. I mean I was at one time actually thinking of becoming a devotee of Hanslok and you talked me out of it. What a fool I was. Hanslok seems so old-fashioned now. So I guess I should thank for unintentionally turning me on to Gurmeet. This guy kicks ass! I know, you probably think I’ve lost my mind but you should try it. Go down to your basement or even in the shower and start singing “You are The Love Chargerererahhhh.”
And okay, so don’t get all self-righteous here. Sure, the guy has legal problems but who among us has not grabbed a pussy or two? Watch the video, check out the lyrics, get a 5-Hour Energy and then blast off man. Satnam Ji gives full power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48tagwurUw
Say Every Body Our Satguru The Love Charger
True Love Charger You are The Love Charger You are The Love Charger I am so Lucky Because You are my Love Charger
You are The Love Charger Billions battery when goes down You charged up with Love So strong Your Power Love
You are The Love Charger You are The Love Charger You are The care Taker You are Love care Taker You are The care Taker You are The care Taker of The World Your Love Make Spring Of The World You are The Love Charger You are The Love Charger
Any Moment Any Problem In heart Call you, you any wanna Next Movement, Everywork you are done You are The Love Charger You are The Love Charger Meet' Heart Meet' Soul Was very, very dull Satnam Ji give full power Make me himself for all You are The Love Charger You are The Love Charger
Modified by Steve at Mon, Sep 18, 2017, 19:03:47
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Steve,
Too funny, I made the mistake of showing that video to my wife, and for the next week we woke each other up singing YOU ARE THE LOVE CHARGER, and would inexplicably break into it at odd times.
Like when I watched the "apparently kid" YouTube video, and used 'apparently' as every other word in a high-pitched voice for several weeks.
Thank god I have media to guide me on improving my conversational abilities.
M
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Dear Mssrs. Steve and Roark (and e-Drek too):
TED told ya over and over again to get on board with helpin fix up the TRAC Center, but no, you dudes were always just a bit too busy with other stuff...
So now the Love Charger opens at the new improved TRAC Center, and TED's cleaning up....
Boys, I've seen the future, and it's name is Love Charger...
Wish I could cut you guys in on some of the fun and profits, but TED's on easy street now, and not lookin for investors anymore after we cleaned up on this one...
TRAC is lookin saweeet!
Maybe I'll send you a few old 5 hour energy drinks that were left over...
Jai Satch fellas...and keep the faith...wish you were here...
Modified by TED Farkel at Tue, Sep 19, 2017, 16:38:30
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Dearest TED,
Kudos to you for jumping on the Love Charger gravy train!
Yes, Gurmeet is truly a fresh and disruptive force in the spiritual marketplace, bringing a shit-ton of innovation, leaving the holy bros in the dust for sure.
I am deeply impressed with the Love Charger, although I am not sure whether I want to kiss his feet or get his autograph (certainly both would be great).
I won't hold your success against you, as I know you have paid your dues there at the Trac, and besides I am back to being happy as a simple, humble devotee, destined to blissfully cling to the lotus feet, really any lotus feet I can find, for now anyway.
deep bow, Roark
PS, I know it is a lot to ask, but might you hook me up with a photo of him, maybe on an ATV?
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Mr. Roark-TED recognizes your humble situation and I'd like to oblige, but this spiritual paraphernalia doesn't come cheap, as you know...
If you're looking for a simple photo of the Love Charger dude at TRAC,(signed, of course), I could swing something for a grand or so...
But I'd recommend you get one of our photshopped specials, showing you and the Love Charger arm in arm on stage, maybe even a pranam....those would run you about 5K, and I've got e-Drek running the books on that one, so hook up with e-Drek and tell him TED sent ya, maybe get yerself a little discount off the 5K figure and tell him to throw in a bottle of our latest product, the "5 hour energy charanamrit" drink...it'll knock yer socks off......
All the best,
on the Word,
TED Farkel
Modified by TED Farkel at Wed, Sep 20, 2017, 14:49:51
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TED,
I don't mind making a little money off of any deal that you cook up, but I'm confused.
My confusion is this:
Have we switched gurus? I don't know about you, but I'm kinda of one guru guy where I love Guru Maharaji with all my heart and soul.
Are you guys going to these other gurus because they can sing better than Prem? Don't forget or discount Prem Rawat because he has come with more power than ever. Ok, maybe Prem cannot sing so well, but he's the master of poetry, song, and painting. Not only that, but he can fly his own jet.
For me it was complete and total love at first kiss of his saliva soaked socks. The bliss and devotion began to flow from all my chakras. Heck, I practically peed myself.
So, TED, what is going on, brother?
Modified by eDrek at Wed, Sep 20, 2017, 15:44:28
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On 28 August, Indian courts sentenced guru Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh to 20 years for rape. No kidding!
So this definitely puts a damper on things. How could a guy with such tremendous musical talent be such as asshole? Satnam Ji gives full power, my ass.
So TED, roark, and eDrek, I guess I’m going back to Hanslok, well at least until I can find someone better. What do you guys think of "The Dude," Jeff Lebowski?
I'm still kinda bummed out so I'm off to nurse my wounds with a 5-Hour Energy drink. Later.
Related link: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-41070764
Modified by Steve at Wed, Sep 20, 2017, 20:43:56
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Just didn't think it was a good idea to joke around about a guy who rapes women.
Modified by Steve at Thu, Sep 21, 2017, 20:48:21
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