| Finally, a golden toilet fit for the Lord of the Universe, but ready for you to use |
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and take it home with them.
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....their trousers down when they realise it's gold plated tungsten, what you might call a busted flush.
I'll get my coat.
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It's in the Guggenheim.
“The aesthetics of this ‘throne’ recall nothing so much as the gilded excess of Trump’s real-estate ventures and private residences,” it said. While Trump is known to have golden chairs in his New York City penthouse, it is not known whether he has a golden toilet. Cattelan told the Guggenheim that he had the idea for the toilet before Trump’s political rise, but said “it was probably in the air”. He said the golden toilet is in part a nod to Marcel Duchamp’s 1917 artwork Fountain, which was a urinal.' I guess Rawat isn't important enough for anyone but us to notice the crassness of his excesses. I wonder if I can get a golden bucket for my compost toilet?
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LOL...I saw that and was going to post it but you beat me to it! But Prem would not use this one cause other people would have touched it!
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The guru of the golden loo used to rabbit on about how when you're thirsty it doesn't matter if the water comes in a crystal glass, or a plastic cup or your hand...However for Prem the humility accompanying thirst apparently does not extend to the human need to relieve oneself. In order to crap wholeheartedly without it seeming like you give a crap you need to order a golden throne like loo for your private jet! Likely child labour and slavery was used to procure the metal but you will forget all about that as you can see your own urinating reflection as you peer into the abyss. You can almost see a golden aura around your balding head, this takes narcissism to a whole new level. . . . In the end he realised he didn't need it, or that shitty plane, the sheik had a better one and that pissed him off, no, the only gold plating he needs is for the crap that comes out of his mouth.
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Yo, Mr. e-Drek, do ya think it could fit in your van for the next trip to TRAC?
TED will spring for it, we got some new funding with Roark's new invention, so TRAC is flush...we'll reimburse you when you get here with it...
I'd special order it today, but would like to save a few bucks on the shipping,so if you could bring it with you in Dec. for the Holi bash it would be much appreciated...
TED will give you first use once we get it hooked up in the new outhouse out back...
Can't wait,
TED Farkel
Modified by TED Farkel at Sat, Sep 17, 2016, 13:17:17
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TED,
If I provide the golden toilet I want 40% of the gate. You and Roark can split the 60% however you see fit.
But, TED, I'm going have to "acquire" said golden toilet and that means I'm going to need some kind of diversion and that means I need to get a hold of a couple of WPC guys I know. And we all know what kind of hassle it is working with the WPC. They get all nutso and crazy if you aren't on the Word all the time.
So, yeah, TED, I can do this. My van can do the job.
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Thanks Mr. e-Drek, I knew I could count on you when the chips were down.
OK, I'll go 40% for ya, but that includes you hooking it up to the outhouse when you get here. Also, throw in some cleanup for the weekend and you got yourself a deal...
I'll knock Roark down to 30%, but he may want to swing the arti tray for that kind of demotion. Gosh, it can complicated sometimes and TED's trying to keep it simple.
OK, see ya when ya get here...and hey, come down a day or two early, and we'll give that van a new paint job...we got some fellers here who used to paint planes at Deca....
And by all means,
stay on the Word ( a little nectar technique wouldn't hurt either)
TED Farkel
Modified by TED Farkel at Sat, Sep 17, 2016, 22:09:31
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Maybe have your boys paint it that bondo color, eh? We need to be inconspicuous for this little job.
Modified by eDrek at Sat, Sep 17, 2016, 23:04:08
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Roarks' doing well with his new Holi patent...you could say he's flush....don't worry, he'll come through, but we may have to re-figure the split at the gate...don't worry, be happy and stay on the word, it'll all work out....he'll get ya a van, one way or another...
you might consider not giving candy away either, just a thought...shri hans used to say that if you don't charge a man something for something, he doesn't appreciate it.....maybe that's where prem got in a little trouble with propagation-he didn't charge any money for it...just a thought...
All the best,
TED Farkel
Modified by TED Farkel at Sun, Sep 18, 2016, 06:17:42
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Guys, My van's in the shop (see below), can't help there. But the gilt crapper, muy importante. I am very happy with the 30%, and main hubcap arti tray much appreciated (need you in the middle east, TED). I'm struggling with the solar thing for the holi gun, unless we have the pumps remote. I think I have the LED's nailed down, stay tuned. Step up eDrek. Let me know how many thousands you think will be showing up, that will help me figure things out. M
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The four vertical black bars that are on the driver's front door is the emblem for the punk band Black Flag.
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Modified by eDrek at Sun, Sep 18, 2016, 18:00:46
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Yeah, I got a great deal from them on it. Had some problems though, and smelled like beer and puke, had to pressure wash the interior, which took down the headliner, no biggie. But then the horn would spontaneously go off making left turns, which a was a little problematic, until the brakes gave out during a left turn and it turned out to be fortunate. Anyway, it just needs some brake work and a new fender (which I probably won't bother with), and then it should run fine.
Modified by Roark at Mon, Sep 19, 2016, 09:49:47
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eDrek They told me my brakes would be $324.35, and so I bought another van, got a great deal (less than the brake job!). And so you can use it to pick up the holy crapper, hope this is helpful. Hope you don't mind me borrowing your free candy idea. BSSDMKJ, M
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eDrek They told me my brakes would be $324.35, and so I bought another van, got a great deal (less than the brake job!). And so you can use it to pick up the holy crapper, hope this is helpful. Hope you don't mind me borrowing your free candy idea. BSSDMKJ, M
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You guys seem obsessed with money from the gate – you get 20%, I get 30%. C’mon! To me this is very short-sighted. To raise money, I think TRAC should get into selling merchandise! Mr. Rawat made tons of money selling 'EiYdHiWnDy' mugs and Every-breath watches. ASPIRARE was a huge success. To this day whenever I check to see what time it is on my Every-Breath watch, it reminds me to jump on the divine bandwagon and say goodbye to Mr. Mind. For me the Word is always just a glance away! We all know that WOPG is facing a demographic time bomb. Recent events show nothing but AARP members. Graying hair and bald heads dominate the scene. Premies are aging and Generation X and Millennials are just too internet savvy to be suckered in. So what can you sell? So here is my idea for merchandise you can sell at TRAC. TRAC should start selling gilded urns and caskets with catchy spiritual slogans on them. Think about it. TED and eDrek, you will make a bundle! I came up with this idea as my service so I've done my part. You two and Roark will have to come up with the slogans. We will all be richer and one step closer to having peace on earth. It's all win-win.
Modified by Steve at Sun, Sep 18, 2016, 14:11:40
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Steve I think you are really onto something with the urns and caskets, I'll noodle on the slogans.
Did that come to you in meditation?
M
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No, I've been doing a lot of Ayahuasca lately. 
Modified by Steve at Sun, Sep 18, 2016, 21:58:31
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Fellas, TED's onto something here, and he wants to share it with all of ya…With the increased attendance at Burning Man in the desert, TED says we make the annual TRAC event be a "burning man for aging premies" event… Of course, you'll have to have your premie smart card, and references from your local "premie tribe" to get in…..and nothing can be sold, except for coffee and charanamrit, kinda like Burning Man rules… We'll make our money at the gate, and let old premies come in and participate in the "gifting culture" with each other…you know, I'll trade you a rawat inscribed coffee mug for 2 ticket stubs to the Houston Millennium festival, maybe an old premie t-shirt for a back rub, one free crap in the golden crapper for some service at Trac, who knows, the sky's the limit here folks… Roark, I' like you to ramp up that high tech light show, big time, if you can… E-Drek-can you be in charge of a large "Burning Mind", whatever that would look like, to burn at the end? This could be sweet, watching prem and the premies say good bye to Mr. Mind as they watch him burn down... Steve-I like your thinking about selling premie paraphernalia, we may have to "cut you in" with proceeds at the gate…maybe you could run the "Free Divine Sales" booth, with some jumbling between the premie vans thrown in too? Maybe we could re-paint some vans with premie logos at the auto shop while the premies party on for the week... And we haven't each touched on inviting the other 3 rawat bro's yet…who knows what they could bring to the table! I think we may have our answer here, gents, if we play our cards right…we make our $ at the gate, and then we all party on for the week at Trac without a care in the world….maybe even come back home with a few re-cycled premie chatchkas…. Burning Shrie, TED Farkel
Modified by TED Farkel at Mon, Sep 19, 2016, 08:07:18
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Guys, I came up with a few possible urn and casket slogans, what
about: “Divine Light Mission
Accomplished”, “Ash-ram” or “My
Eternal Ash-ram” or “Back to the Ash-ram” or “Ashtrodome”
(urn only), or “My Own Private
Amaroo”, or “My Bongo Room”, or “My
Bongo Room (party on the inside)”, or “Darshan
Dreams Forever”, or “Eternal Pranam”
(casket only, buried face-down), or “A Fully-burnt Match (thank you Maharaji)” (urn only)?
There’s a few off the top. And if we can get the rights from Rawat Creations (cut
them in), we could use his lit match photo art as graphics on the urns and
caskets, perfect!! Maybe we can even generate recurring revenues from this (not
just one-time sales), by outfitting caskets with a sound system with wifi, and
stream GMJ’s satsangs and his music CD’s for a monthly charge? Make some commemorative framed GMJ pictures and trinkets to
place in the caskets? Offer burial with
Earth Shoes (limited sizes only). Huge
Charanamrit and Prashad market. Endless profit potential here I think, in a burgeoning niche
marketplace. Tap the Indian market also, need
a little market research here, and would have manufacture there to lower costs,
but our business could expand even beyond the Holy Rawat bros to include the
entire Guru culture! Could be HUGE! Just a few ideas, what do you say here, guys? M
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Great slogans Roark! I wracked my brain and couldn’t come up with anything this good. “My eternal ash-ram.” Brilliant! And “Fully Burnt Match,” for use at the Burning Mind festival. Why didn’t I think of that? And outfitting caskets with sound! Sheesh. Pure genius. Including the Holy Rawat brothers was also an excellent idea, well at least Prem Pal, Hanslok, and Maharaji. I don’t think Raja Ji should be included because he is not a Satguru like the other three. And as you all know, I have switched over from Maharaji to Hanslok. He is my guru now. And Hanslok, as the former Lord of Music, will definitely be able to help with the artist lineup at Burning Mind. I think his Indian techno will be well received. He might even wear that sequined jacket, although I think it might be a bit too hot for the desert. Thanks Roark, and apart from the obvious financial gain to eDrek, TED, you and me, your ideas are definitely contributing to world peace.
Modified by Steve at Mon, Sep 19, 2016, 14:20:53
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TED, you made me cry with joy, Burning Mind, so beautiful, wow.
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Hey Steve Yes, TED and eDrek have been uncharacteristically quiet. I hope they aren't in the river of bondage to Maya and getting swept out to sea!!!
Or eDrek got his thumbs stuck in his ears or something. Anyway, I am using a lost-wax method to mold the Shri Hans
Holi(est) gun, and I think it's going to be a beauty. M
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Hi Roark, Yes, Ted and eDrek have gone quiet, but I don't think they are stuck in the river of bondage to maya. I think it is more of a "frog living in a well not knowing what the ocean is" situation. You see, you and I live in that ocean of mercy and they don't. They are still caught up in all that “mine, thine, wealth, health” stuff not knowing that material prosperity can never provide divine satisfaction for matter is subject to decay. We know this and they apparently don't. All this petty bickering over who gets most from the gate. That is all mind. We shouldn't lord it over them though, just because we are great saints. Yours in the self-effulgent light. -- Steve
Modified by Steve at Mon, Sep 26, 2016, 17:54:50
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Steve, You know, TED must be way up there, for the Lord to entrust
him with the TRAC and all, and so I suspect he is just too busy (maybe his hogs
got some health issues, a dwelling fell down, etc). He is probably just dealing with a long
action item list of important things, ensconced in bliss. He gets my benefit of the doubt for now. eDrek, on the other hand, worries me. All this sniveling about door splits and carping
about having to do the high service of getting the holy crapper down to TRAC,
etc. Sometimes we even need to see real
doctors (like Dr. Phil) to assist us along the path to liberation. Someone at least needs to tell him to get
back on the cushion. When he picks up
the van I’m lending him, I will give him a satsang he won’t soon forget! But, in fairness, I know for me, after my own enlightenment,
it took a little while for my behavior to radically change. But now, I am down to about three bags of
Cheetos a day, I have almost stopped hitting, my skin has pretty much cleared
up and the peace coursing within inside me is nonstop. Can you relate? I walk around as if I’m wearing the golden
crapper like a Krishna crown, GMJ sitting atop, a constant flow of bliss
pouring into my thousand-petal lotus chakra, with his holy lotus feet
super-glued to my forehead! It is amazing,
I had no idea how true this Knowledge really is! Bolie Shree, soul brother M BTW, I think I levitated yesterday
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Roark, you probably did levitate yesterday. As far as TED goes, I think he is just looking for the right thing in the wrong place. You see, there was this queen who had a beautiful necklace and one day a crow stole it. When the crow realized he could not eat the necklace he dropped it and it fell on the branch of a tree just above a river. Some people came along and they saw the reflection of the necklace in the water, and not being enlightened, like you and me, they jumped into the water trying to get the necklace. Whenever they would jump in, the necklace would disappear. The necklace was there on the branch all the time, but all they could see was the reflection. The reflection is the material world! Get it? So I suspect TED is constantly diving into the waters of materialism and trying to find happiness there. You and I, on the other hand, did not come looking for some sari brigade. As realized souls, we can dive into the waters of materialism without wetting our plumage. Does this make sense?
Modified by Steve at Tue, Sep 27, 2016, 14:02:34
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No, I don't think it makes sense, but I'm not sure why. It does, however, seem like something that TED would do, dive into a river thinking that necklaces float, but I think he is a pretty good swimmer because he hand-catches those big catfish.
You know another that has been strangely silent is Tarvuist, who is actually enlightened, but just does not realize it yet. Yes, we have overcome the duality of yoga Vs. bhoga, life is so blissful now. Jai to the Satch
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Roark, you said something the other day that brought tears to my eyes. It was something about TED, eDrek, me and you being unstoppable like the Ganges River. The Ganges just flows on and on with no regard for importance. Totally impartial. Cows are drinking the water, but the Ganges doesn't stop just because of that. We four are brothers floating over this ocean of materialism and inhumanity like a hovercraft, but faster! Okay, now I’m totally blissed out.
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Finally, a golden toilet for the Lord-will it fit in your van, Mr. e-Drek?
