Some more poetry as antidote to the mindless mush:

O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie,

gimme a break before I die:

grant me wisdom, will, &wit,

purity, probity, pluck, & grit.

Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, kind,

gimme great abs & a steel-trap mind,

and forgive, Ye Gods, some humble advice--

these little blessings would suffice

to beget an earthly paradise:

make the bad people good--

and the good people nice;

and before our world goes over the brink,

teach the believers how to think.

~Philip Appleman