So this premie walks into the hair salon one day. The hair dresser asks her what she wants. She says, "Just a trim, but what ever you do, please don't dislodge my head phones." The hair dresser thinks, "Whatever you want, weirdo."

Half way through the trim the hairdresser "accidentally" pushes off the headphones. The premie immediately falls over. The hairdresser feels for a pulse, and not finding one calls out, "Somebody call 911! I think she's dead!"

The hairdresser picks up the head phones and hears, "Breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out."

Meanwhile the premie shakes herself awake and muses, "I've just had the longest strangest dream. It felt like it went on for 30 years! There was this short fat man......"