Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new Gulfstream 4?

C'mon everyone, pony up.  Only 1000 apiece for your name enscripted on the holy Dove.  Praise be Benny Hinn.

No beating around the bush here.  I want a new airplane and I want it now.  This guy has a pair of brass ones.  I seem to confuse him with Benny Hill but apparently his flock allows these fleecings.  He was on a TV investigation once.  They were unable to sit and interview him (hmmm).  At the halftime and end of his sermon they pass around KFC buckets for "Bills Only" - Checks accepted, no coin.

Only in America, god I miss Jim and Tammy Fay.  But I still have Benny Hinn and Maharaji to keep me amused.