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Stumbling across Guru Maharaj Ji in January 1972 was a truly life transforming experience for me. Despite initially confusing his roneographed portrait with that of the young Chairman Mao, I soon realised through the Grace of His Holy Knowledge that he was God in human form.
Scary shit huh!
That's 49 words with the exclamation mark making 50 if they want to be picky, but I don't think it has a snowball in hell's chance of being included in the book, so I'm not going to bother to submit it.
I expect the limited edition of leather bound 'Prem Rawat Book of Golden Brainfarts' is already beyond the pre-planning stage at $1000 a pop.
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Here's my expression. I hope they put it on the first page because I doubt Rawat will actually read them all: You truly reign supreme as an example of cowardice, ignorance and gross deception. Parading as the Lord of the Universe, claiming to be the Saviour of Mankind, when you were really just a dumb, selfish fool born into the hindu guru racket, your life is one long lie. Congratulations!
Modified by Jim at Mon, Jan 23, 2006, 19:55:51
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In describing this adventure, words such as amazing, awesome, beautiful, blinding, consciousness-raising, delivering, diverting, eternal, extraordinary, fulsome, fabulous, gracious, groovy, holistic, holy, inviting, infectious, judicious, joyful, kindly, karma-free, lovely, loving, magnificent, marvellous, magisterial, overwhelming, praiseworthy, etc. could never hope to describe the reality of the man and his message. Bullshit’s better.
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