David walked up the garden path to the shed taking care not to tread on the slugs and snails and as the wooden door creaked shut behind him he breathed a sigh of relief as the rain pitter pattered on the shed roof.  "Thank God that roofing felt is keeping the water out" he thought.

He swung into his office chair and expertly moved his mouse and clicked on the Forum 8 link on the Sacred Cows forum.  His own forum was dead as usual and so he only had Sacred Cows and F8 and a few news sites to look at before going to bed.

Gurus and Kuala Lumpur seemed like a million miles away.