Why should I start practising some new age "guru's" meditation techniques to relax, when I feel relaxed already, after my vegi breakfast, sitting here staring at the sea?

It reminds me of those perfectly healthy folk who are on three diets, taking 25 types of medecine, and looking around for a new disease to catch. Their health, of course, is their favorite topic of conversation.

And as for the four or five billion of us in the world who haven't read his book, presumably we are aging un-naturally.

Sorry if I sound a bit cynical Steve, but I've done enough "meditation" to last me about forty Kali-Yugas.