This whole retirement village line of bullshit is truly despicable. The naive premies are led to believe that their "reward" for devoting themselves to Rawat their entire lives is - wait for it -  a space age, modular hi-tech apartment of the future! - for free!

Hey premies, are any of you out there interested in investing in a bridge I'm selling? I'll give you a really good price. It's a really high volume bridge that connects Manhatten and Brooklyn.