Remember that joke rep ?

Ok, just in case some of you don't know:

Fat Prem arrives at the pearly gates, and waits and waits and waits at the pearly gates. The door doesn't open.

He asks his valet to go and knock at the door. Finally Peter comes and asks what's going on. The valet says Prem Rawat is here, and wonders why the doors are not wide open. Poor Peter says: 'I never heard of such a guy ! Why does he think he deserves to enter ? What good has he done during his life ?'

The valet is embarrassed, and finally answers: 'he gave that many tons of rice to starving africans through his global foundation, he gave free tickets to fly that many Israelis during Gulf War, and he gave that much for the Tsunami's victims'. Peter is embarrased, and says - 'Wait !'.

He goes to Jesus and says: 'listen there is a guy here saying he wants to enter because he gave that many tons of rice to starving africans through his global foundation, he gave free tickets to fly that many Israelis during Gulf War, and he gave that much for the Tsunami's victims. What should we do ?'

Jesus says: give him his money back and send him to hell.