You forgot the superb opportunity reporter may have being in Amaroo, the posibility of sitting there and meet a member of the holy family... that is pricelss, so YUMMY for the soul, you know... "lucky people" they are, well, they have to believe it otherwise, how can all the absurd trip can be justified.  I know by my own experience.  Maintaining the match lit is no easy task and is extremely expensive.

Oh yes, K is free.  ROTFL. 

 I suppose there is no organic food in Amaroo, right?  Is the lard organic?