I remember the Flame Wars well. It started when a box of matches fell into the candle drawer. The candles were completely scared of the matches, which they see as kind of suicide arsonists.

Anyway seven boxes of matches and three candles went up in the first conflict, and it got worse after that.

In the end a bunsen burner and blowtorch forced them around the table and finally they reached a settlement.

Ever since then, the forum's been fine.