Of course it will be held in Miami Beach and we are lining up our featured speakers! But BabaluJi will dance for us.

I, of course will be in charge of collecting registration fees.

Sorry all ... the 't' shirt concession has already been taken by Gerry.

We need someone to rake in the dough from video sales, though.

Food concession, entertainment and other revenue generating departments are still available.... first come , first served!

We will need stage designers and ushers and security of course. (going to the highest bidder)

And we can have flower arrangers, VIP seating and travel consultants! (for a charge of course)

Any other ideas???

Ohh and don't forget ... you need a 'smart sheep' card. *Cost will be minimal at $1000 per person (US)!! Applications will be available soon and must include your Bank account numbers, health history, names of all family members, where you went to schools, your measurements, your age, your sexual preferences, any habits, desires or unusual interests, and any other information we may want later.... in perpetuity! (sic)

Registration will be minimal, just to cover expenses. ( My Suites, massages, lavish meals, private parties, etc etc) Gifts will also be welcome, such as cars, homes, family trusts etc etc.

We certainly hope you will plan on attending and we want you to know that no expenses will be spared.

Ohh and any Elan Vital or Prem Rawat folks are most welcome of course.... (provided you pay and pay and pay)