Come on, Jim.   Can't you take a flight of fancy and enjoy some "beautiful accord"?

And you might at least try a side dish of unlimited inner soul.  I've heard it's very tasty this time of year.

And is a "soul opener" anything like a can opener?  And when Maharaji acts as a "soul opener" I sure hope he's washed his greasy little hands.

Whether there's a God or not, thank God that I no longer think and speak like a premie.

Shudder, shudder, ick, shudder.