You know...... that should be THE telling tale, right there.  M has no real sense of humor.  Oh, he'll laugh at YOU, alright.  He'll crack jokes about YOU, no problem.

But someone tries to assuage his fear (fear?  the lord fearing?) about the strength of a conveyance and he gets insulted?  Now THAT is funny.  Here he is: The one, the only, man among men, god among gods, greater than god SATGURUDEV....... and he can't even take a joke.  What a pitiful excuse for a lord, no?

Hey.... god-man, you can change your body if you like and not be the brunt of the lard jokes..... of course, you have to be the lord to do that.......