I have it on the best authority that those pants on the Lord are very flimsy and all he wears underneathe are jockey underwear (easy now, girl) and it isn't Grace that holds them up, it's LILA!  I thought you'd want to know.

As for the wrist bands, well, there are no watches of any kind on his wrists!  Silly girl!  You know the Lord of the Universe doesn't really need watches to tell time, because he IS time.  And Maharaji doesn't need real pearls, so those are just fake ones, the kind supplied by Woolworth's craft's department.  You know Maharaji doesn't care about riches and that sort of thing!!!

By the way, Pauline, if you're find yourself having any trouble holding your water at Amaroo, just stop by my tent because I'll be laying in a big supply of Depends for the real premies, you know, the ones like us, who really understand who Prem Rawat really is!

Jai Satchitanand!!!

P.S.  I have a really good lead for a black-market organ buyer in case you're having trrouble funding your trip downunder.  Do you still have both kidneys?