I'd like to see some of the other letters, but unfortunately they seem to be only available in the paper edition.

It'd be interesting to know,( or would it, the activities of these baboons is boring the arse off me) how far up the food chain this little article in an obscure newspaper reverberated. Was there a summit meeting called at Malibu Central; did Glen Whittaker stagger bleary eyed from a crisis phone conference; is Dorri on the brink of a nervous breakdown.