I bet 'somebody' is going to really hate it.

BTW, I'm using Adobe Premiere Pro 1.5 to assemble my video.  It's expensive and sometimes a little buggy.  And from the support forums I've read it can be hellish.

Apparently Ulead VideoStudio at $99 USD is not too bad.

http://www.ulead.com/vs/runme.htm

Although, there's something free from Microsoft called Windows Movie Maker, but it didn't have enough features for my tastes.