My, my, my...... we seem to have a self-identification issue brewing here. 

Well, Mr. Essence-of-everything, maybe you could explain to us lowly folks the nature of dark energy.... EXACTLY!

Well, wait a minute.  Maybe he IS the essence of dark matter and dark energy.  After all, he's non-baryonic, in the truest sense of that word! Hmmm..... me needs to ponder this.....