Oh, you can't go there anymore, can you? Hehehe. You sound just like Dennis Miller, you know that? I swear to god, while I was reading this, I saw Miller standing there in that gawdawful beard and shiteating grin of his, preaching to the choir once again on the ineptness and dishonesty of the liberal media.

Hey, you ain't really Miller, are you? I bet you love the guy.