hahaha, that is so pathetic and so easy to counter...

Here's a story for you: My friend and I went to another city. Stayed in a hotel. Man the beds were so soft, like floating in heaven. They left the most amazing mints on the bed. I had never tasted anything like it. Made my mouth tingle with delight. All of a sudden my friend noticed that you could call up porn on the TV, pay for porn that victimizes women. He got all uptight and said, he didn't want to stay in a hotel that supported vicitimizing women. Started complaining and wondering what else they did, told me about a TV Barbara Walters special he saw that did an expose on how many of the biggest, fanciest hotel chains made millions off of thier porn choices (of course they wouldn't be billed as such, just generic titles so the wife won't know). I just stood there, my mint in my hand, associating his negativity with the growing brown stain on my hand. finally I popped the rest in my mouth, lay down on the oh-so-soft bed and told him to stop bitching. The beds were like heaven, the chocolates were amazing. What difference did it make how they made thier money when we could have such a good experience being there. He was so out of it, he just left, telling me he could not, in good conscience, stay and give money to an organization or people whose personal and business choices were morally abhorent to him. I just shook my head.

As he closes the door, I can hardly hear him. My body is rejuvenated. My body is relaxed  Energy seeps into tired veins... and the taste, the taste: magnifique! Every bite of chocolate a delight.