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Posted by: Will ® 03/23/2005, 11:56:56 Author Profile Edit Alert Moderators

Choosing A Guru When choosing a guru you should ask yourself the following questions: 1. Does he bite? 2. Is he good with children? 3. How much does he eat, and how much will it cost to feed him? 4. If he isn’t neutered, and you don’t intend to have him neutered, are you willing to put up with a guru that tries to hump everyone in sight? 5. Is the guru you are considering well-bred, and does he come with papers? (And not just a Post-it note from Muktananda that has to be translated ad nauseam to try and make it sound more significant than it was intended to be).

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Always spay or neuter your guru... --- Cynthia ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 14:32:52 ) ( 123 bytes ) +1 To gain humility, all Gurus should be required to work retail.. (no text) --- Joe ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 14:44:00 ) ( 0 bytes ) +2 Yes, they should man their own chitchkas tables (no text) --- Jim ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 15:09:26 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 They should be required to kiss their own feet in public (no text) --- Joe ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 15:51:19 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 They should be made to go around in pairs (no text) --- Neville B ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 16:59:53 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 They should go to jail, go directly to jail, and not collect $200 (no text) --- Joe ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 17:27:32 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 They should be tricked into playing Russian roulette on reality tv (no text) --- PatD ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 19:17:44 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Make em eat their follower's table scraps & drink the tub water (no text) --- Hilltop ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 23:09:45 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Required to Appear on American Idol and Suffer the Wrath of Simon (no text) --- Jonathan ( Thu, Mar 24, 2005, 07:30:37 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Be Interviewed by Ali G. (no text) --- Lexy ( Thu, Mar 24, 2005, 09:37:46 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Yes! Ali G, definitely! (no text) --- Jim ( Thu, Mar 24, 2005, 13:25:48 ) ( 0 bytes ) Re: To gain humility, all Gurus should be required to work retail.. --- Hilltop ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 23:02:13 ) ( 0 bytes ) file img +2 That's a good one, Hilltop! (no text) --- Jim ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 23:03:14 ) ( 0 bytes ) +1 Here's another one Jim ~ I hope I don't get into trouble... --- Hilltop ( Wed, Mar 23, 2005, 23:33:12 ) ( 0 bytes ) file img +1 Hilltop-that's a Keeper!!! LOL!!!...nt --- la-ex ( Thu, Mar 24, 2005, 06:47:23 ) ( 2 bytes ) Very funny -- that's what I had in mind -- LOL (no text) --- Joe ( Thu, Mar 24, 2005, 11:09:31 ) ( 0 bytes )