Memorandum

To:  PwKs, people who are finding out more, people preparing to be ready to be Pwks, people preparing to prepare to be Pwks, people who are keying into the keys, and stupid, ignorant people of the world as long as they have a credit card.

From:  Elan Vital

Date:  March 9, 2005

Re:  Divine Tchotchkes

As everyone knows who is not  being swept out to sea in the river of bondage to maya, Prem Rawat  has moved beyond attachment to his material possessions, all of which were obtained through successful investments. 

But Prem Rawat realizes that the confused people of this world are still attached to material things, and so we do sell some high quality items through our Visions subsidiary that may be found via the link below.

The Visions products are reflections of the one-pointed effort of Prem Rawat to his mission. For example, watches that remind people to breathe are all part of Prem Rawat's  plan for helping the lost people of the world experience true peace.

Chrystal pens and gold-trimmed tea cups are also essential parts of that mission, as are greeting cards, kites, and new-age elevator music.

 All purchases from Visions are made freely, and being that we are not a cult, we do not force anyone to buy things they don't want to buy. Elan Vital has never held a gun to anyone's head and forced them to buy a watch. We have a policy against doing that sort of thing which is very clear.

Elan Vital does point out,however, that failure to purchase an '"every breath watch" for $525, might result in death due to lack of oxygen, or perhaps sitting in the 177th row at the next event with Prem Rawat, although purchase of the $90 watch, might get you to the 50th row.

Our Visions subsidiary, which employs at least two of Prem Rawat's children, keeps careful records of purchases and keeps that information in mind when assigning seats at events to which Prem Rawat is invited, which is another example of synchronization.  

For a limited time only, we are offering  wonderful spoons, with carving designed by Prem Rawat, for only $49.99 each.  Elan Vital spends 94 cents each for the manufacture, of these spoons in a very prestigious area of Sheffield, by unempoloyed steel workers for one pound per hour. To do anything less would be discriminatory and wrong against spoon collecting Pwks, who are already dealing with unwarranted attacks by a hate group.

Sincerely and in syncrhonized participation:

Elan Vital