You forgot items 14 and 15 for the MC's script.

From this guys'website:

14) ...the Roman Catholic Church will for the first time publicly recognize Prem Rawat as the living incarnation of God, something it has known this all along. Needless to say it would thus be recognizing me as the Christ.

15) I believe that Neil Young is the third member of the Holy Trinity...  I believe that Neil Young is the inventor of this particular world, which is one of several that have existed throughout the process of perfection of the Mind itself that is now finally being completed. Neil Young is the author of the Bible Code, the very psychedelic program for how events would unfold in this world.

Next line:

"If you are interested in "finding out more" please talk to me after the program, but you might want to be armed just in case."

Man, what a WACKO.  Do you think he has a "smart card?"  No, they probably make him wear an arm band.