Hey, ATS, don't worry.  Dant's notorious for jumping all over people who get their analogies a little over-extended.  But he's right, the analogy's both inside out and over-the-top.

ON THE OTHER HAND ..... armbands, writsbands ..... ?  The whole thing's so stupid.  So what's going to happen when the coolchill crowd, if there ever is one, tries to sit at the adult table?  No pimping funky beats there, I can tell you.  Just wristbands, smart cards and mind-numbing clarity.