Jan. 4, 2005    This from the Elan Vital Newswire:

Prem Rawat, known as Maharaji, has accepted an invitation to speak at the Imams and Rabbis for Peace Conference, scheduled for today in Brussels.

Rawat, an internationally reknowned spokesperson for world peace, will reveal the true Knowledge to all the Imams and Rabbis, thus assuring their personal fulfillment in life.  All the Imams and Rabbis will become so grateful for their breath coming in and out.

Once they receive Knowledge, all the Imams and Rabbis will stop the naming and shaming of extremists.  Even Catweasel's gang will stop their naming and shaming of their most despised enemies, San and Drek. 

99.9 per cent of premies and 99.9 per cent of ex-premies favor peaceful coexistence.  That's because they are grateful for their breath coming in and out, just like Rawat always says.

Hommes de Parole (Men of Their Word), which is staging the conference, says that Prem Rawat and Nurse Betty can join their organization as honorary members.  Rabbi Sahjid said he was prepared to admit obnoxious people.  "We have to start somewhere," he said.