Erika and David, oh my God, such devoted premies here in the hell of ex-land! So glad to see you here and Jai Satchitanand!

Anyhow, please explain to these poor, confused ex-premies, that Maharaji really isn't a vindictive, mean-spirited asshole.  It's all just a cultural misunderstanding, right?  By the way, whatever happened to that really, incredibily excellent website you guys had?  I can't seem to find it.  I am like. so ready to like read all those really good articles and stuff. 

By the way, David, are you still as sexy and cool as ever?  Still smoke cool cigars with famous people like Michael Nouri?  Do you still sing those, like really cool love songs to Maharaji, about dancing half-naked with Maharaji ALL NIGHT LONG? 

See you in Amaroo, if I can get the money together.  I live in the USA and the dollar is dropping like cement blocks in a swimming pool.  What's a girl to do?