Ok, I'll try another.
My dad walks into the barber shop. There's three hairs on his head.
He sits in the chair and the barber says how would you like it. My dad says, give me a short back and sides.
So the barber trims the hairs, puts one on one side, and one at the back and just as he's combing the last one, it falls out.
The barber says, terribly sorry sir, but one of your hairs has fallen out.
My dad says, oh well, then just give me a trim and a nice parting.
So the barber cuts the hairs to equal lengths, puts one to one side and just as he's combing the other to the other side, it falls out.
The barber says, terribly sorry, but another of your hairs has fallen out. What would you like me to do?
My dad leaps from the chair, angry. No, forget it, I'll leave it messy.
