Wow Lakeshore. Laid out like that it's all really darkly (bearing in mind the effort and sacrifice of the premies) funny.
Read one way, it looks like you've solved a whole series of problems with obfuscation, sleight of hand, paid for privileges and bad accounting but it's all true. This is what Rawat and his honchos engineered to keep the cult going and the money flowing. This is what they did.
You'd think even a die hard still a premie would recognise that history and find it hard to squish into the box marked 'lila'.
Well done.