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05/30/2017, 22:47:50
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I've been sick for some days - something that is more common in a 70 year old than a 17 year old - and in fever I kept returning to the ideas that were inspired by the one time pimp of Prem Warats who briefly starred on XPF. I had hardly thought of Premology for years before reading those posts and so thoughts of guilt revolved around my pillow. Were all premies so bereft of ethics that they’d accept anything to hang around Warat’s fat gut and have the chance to kiss his arse on a physical rather than ethereal basis?

As lucid intervals increased I began to remember other naughtiness of the past. Premies looked good compared to Rajneeshis who actually committed crimes and attempted mass murder while (as far as I’ve ever heard) premies have done no worse than lying about Prem Warat’s wealth, character, achievements and behaviour and some small-time smuggling. Rajneesh was such a rotter he was even on prime time TV in Australia being deported from the USA. He was unable to project his characteristic jaunty insouciance in his mug shots and I think that is the real test of the guru.

Yes Prem’s personal assistant did pimp for him but only backstage with blondes above the age of consent whereas devotees of Swami Baba Muktananda had secret tunnels built for the Master of Shaktipat to reach the underage girls’ quarters at night to spread his shakti around by penis rather than via a feather duster. While his disgrace didn’t rate on the TV he did make the CoEvolution Quarterly but that didn’t stop SYDA rising to greater heights and having a second generation scandal with teenage guru resigning over sex scandals, unresigning and then being deposed at the tip of a cane and other various non-specific beatings. This scandal went past the counter-culture and reached the pages of the New Yorker, a much smaller but more discerning audience than Rajneesh’s.

I don’t know how pathetic premies can be but one ex-insyda was part of a special meditation group who were ordered to get together daily to use special meditation techniques to convince the editor not to publish the expose. This proved beyond the power of Gurumayi and her special team of acolytes and Siddha Yoga devotees worldwide.

Then I got tired and all these other gurus and cults and NRMs started swarming around my mind and I remembered there were probably hundreds if not thousands of spurious gurus.

Does anyone know of a real truthful, helpful, hard-working, honest guru?






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