You guys seem obsessed with money from the gate – you get 20%, I get 30%. C’mon! To me this is very short-sighted. To raise money, I think TRAC should get into selling merchandise! Mr. Rawat made tons of money selling 'EiYdHiWnDy' mugs and Every-breath watches. ASPIRARE was a huge success. To this day whenever I check to see what time it is on my Every-Breath watch, it reminds me to jump on the divine bandwagon and say goodbye to Mr. Mind. For me the Word is always just a glance away!

We all know that WOPG is facing a demographic time bomb. Recent events show nothing but AARP members. Graying hair and bald heads dominate the scene. Premies are aging and Generation X and Millennials are just too internet savvy to be suckered in. So what can you sell? So here is my idea for merchandise you can sell at TRAC.

TRAC should start selling gilded urns and caskets with catchy spiritual slogans on them. Think about it. TED and eDrek, you will make a bundle! I came up with this idea as my service so I've done my part. You two and Roark will have to come up with the slogans. We will all be richer and one step closer to having peace on earth. It's all win-win.